- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

Women's rights

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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