What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Me Neither.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

wanna here a joke? you.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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