Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

women sports....

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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