- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

Obama walks into a hospital....

Not a joke.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick