Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

Womans baksetball...

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

The Joke Below

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Joke

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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