- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

did you stub your toe?

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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