XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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sdfrgtyuki

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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david poredos

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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YES! EXACTLY!

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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