- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

A woman wears a dress.

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Dusters blow stuff.

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Bitch! Love, J.B.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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