- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

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