What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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Smeg...

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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