- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Water? I hardly know her.

Do you like apples? Yes

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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