A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

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How long is a china man?

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Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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why are balck people black because they are

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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Dusters blow stuff.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

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A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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