What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

What can hitler cook well Steak

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Woman's Rights

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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