- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

When you have read this, you've already read it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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