- Anti Joke

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

A midget walked under a bar.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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