An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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