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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex