- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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