- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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