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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

A man makes a sandwich.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Women's Rights.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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