Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

sky's sty

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Rick Santorum 2012

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

This is a joke.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

Your mom is so nice.

why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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