- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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do you currently smoke? i hope not.

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

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