So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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Anti Joke

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