What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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