- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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