What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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Ben Affleck

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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rarw

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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have safe sex

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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