Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a mus lim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the mus lim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the mus lim that he's keeping company with a swine, and the mus lim feels offense for the poor horse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

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Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

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Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

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what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? *PUNCH* A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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