- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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