- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Dude man, I'm high...

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

Dance is a sport

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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