- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

Im cute hehehee

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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