Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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i hate black people

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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are you gay does your mom know

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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