- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

A man buys a prius

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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