- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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