What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

squash squash who squash my ass

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

i keep getting thumbs down...

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

I regret everything.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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