Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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How you know when dislextic

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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