What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

Praise Paisley

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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