- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

What do vampires cross the sea in?

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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