Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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Well, there's one way...

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A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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