What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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British Dentistry

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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hi penis ham telephone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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