why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Thats sweet, thank you then.

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Guess who is violent. Osama

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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