- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Thats sweet, thank you then.

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

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