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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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