Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

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I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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I forgot what i was gonna say

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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your moms my other ride

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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