- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Whats funnier than 24, 69

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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