B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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do you have a wife?

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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