- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

What's a joke? Funny

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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