- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Waffles ate my grandma

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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