- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John Stamos.

Justin with a hat.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

So does Blake

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Matt is a Duster!

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

Knock knock. Who's there? Falafel. Falafel who? I falafel. You feel awful? Ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a kneeslapper! Oh, God! Thanks for the laugh, I was feeling a little down and I... No, I just meant I ate a falafel. Oh. Yeah.

How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

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