What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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What do 2 arabs say to each other in a super-market? For those of you who don't know your history, the true Lebanese are Phonecians. As such, they are not Ishmaelites/Arabs. They are from the house of Jaffeth. the youngest of Noah's sons. Arabs are from the house of Shem (i.e., Shemites/Semites), the oldest of Noah's sons, and Hamm, Noah's middle son who fathered Cannah with his mother. Haggar, the woman with whom Abraham fathered Ishmael, was a Cannonite. As such, Ishmael, the father of the Arabs, is half Semetic and half Hammetic. The true Lebanese are neither. Furthermore, the first non-Jewish Christian church was established with the Gentiles (the children of Jaffeth) in Lebanon. And then the shop blew up.

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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