How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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Anti Joke

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