What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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