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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

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