- Anti Joke

Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

women's rights

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Two guys walk into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn