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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Bitch! Love, J.B.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Dyslexics have more nuf!

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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