- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

i just pooped that is all!

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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