- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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