- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? PUNCH A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

obama

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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