Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

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One below was by me: Walter H

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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Where's the soap?

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What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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Anti Joke

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