What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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