- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

Caca.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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