HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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