- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

Elizabeth Warren

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Refrigerator

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

Youre mom is so dead...

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

mental kid

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

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