- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

I grunt when I poop.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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