- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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