- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

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