- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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